Apparently, people have stopped kissing.

Not everyone, obviously.

Somewhere, even now, two people are making regrettable decisions behind a Cheesecake Factory. Civilization staggers on.

But a new report in The Guardian describes what might be called a kissing recession.

More than a third of British adults surveyed said they kiss less frequently than they did five years ago.

Among younger adults, kissing has become entangled with social anxiety, fear of rejection, diminished nightlife, digital communication, uncertainty about consent, and a general reluctance to do anything that cannot be withdrawn, deleted, or explained later in a group chat.

The kiss, once considered the opening bid of romance, has become a high-risk transaction.

This would be merely curious if it concerned kissing alone. It does not.

We may be watching a culture become exquisitely articulate about intimacy while losing confidence in the physical, unscripted practice of it.

There was a time when a family photograph was permitted to be disappointing.

Someone blinked.

Someone else was chewing.

Mother looked tired because Mother was tired. Your uncle had placed his hand on the wrong woman’s waist. The toddler was attempting to leave the family altogether.

The photograph did not capture the family at its best.

It captured the family.

This was considered sufficient.

Years later, the picture might emerge from an envelope smelling faintly of dust and somebody’s basement. Everyone would gather around it and begin litigating the past.

“That was the Christmas your father lost his job.”

“No, it wasn’t.”

“Yes, it was. Look at him.”

“I think he was just drunk.”

The photograph could not settle the argument. Photographs have never been objective.

There was a time when a child left the house and became, for several hours, a rumor.

She was supposedly at Karen’s.

Her bicycle had been spotted near the playground.

Someone’s older sister claimed she saw her buying Swedish Fish at Cumberland Farms.

The intelligence was fragmentary, the sources unreliable, and somehow the republic endured.

Parents worried. Of course they worried. Worry came stapled to the birth certificate.

But worry had nowhere to click.

Now the baby’s breathing is monitored.

The toddler has an AirTag tucked into a sneaker. The elementary school portal announces an unsubmitted worksheet with all the solemnity of a NATO communiqué.

The teenager’s car reports that it exceeded the speed limit by seven miles per hour.

The college student appears to be standing outside a Taco Bell at 1:14 in the morning.

Naturally, Mother would like context.

Nobody has context.

Everybody has coordinates.

The Trojan Horse may be the most successful piece of advertising ever created.

Not because it fooled the Trojans.

Because it has been fooling the rest of us for nearly three thousand years.

Ask almost anyone what the horse represents and you'll hear the same answer:

Cleverness, ingenuity, thinking outside the box before there were boxes to think outside of.

We have transformed one of history's most celebrated acts of deception into a compliment. Somewhere along the way,

Odysseus became less a complicated man than a leadership seminar.

Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey arrives at an interesting cultural moment.

We no longer trust our heroes the way our grandparents did.

If you believed Ted Lasso was a show about football, congratulations.

You also believed The Sopranos was a workplace drama.

The soccer was scenery.

It arrived disguised as an underdog comedy—biscuits, locker-room speeches, and improbable optimism.

By the time viewers realized they were watching a meditation on grief, emotional labor, and the quiet cost of always being the strong one, they were already emotionally invested.

For years, we've insisted we wanted authenticity.

What we often rewarded instead was emotional usefulness.

Be encouraging. Be resilient. Read the room. Lift the mood.

Carry the weight.

Enter Ted Lasso.

A man who smiled through divorce.

Smiled through loneliness. Smiled through panic attacks.

Smiled so convincingly that millions of viewers mistook relentless optimism for emotional health.

It wasn't health.

It was survival.

Ted had become exquisitely skilled at making everyone else feel better before anyone noticed he was quietly falling apart.

That's why Ted Lasso was never really about soccer.

It was about what happens when your personality becomes your coping strategy.

There used to be more waiting.

You waited at the bank. You waited at the pharmacy.

You waited for the fellow at the hardware store who knew everything about washers, sump pumps, and marriages, although nobody had asked him about the third item.

You waited because everybody waited.

And while you waited, life slipped in through the side door.

Someone complained about the weather. Someone admired your Red Sox cap. Someone recommended a restaurant that had apparently been “going downhill” since 1987 but remained, mysteriously, open.

Nobody remembers these conversations.

That may have been their purpose.

Relationships are rarely built entirely from dazzling encounters. They are built from the forgettable ones—the tiny exchanges that seem like nothing until they disappear.

In 2026, we have become exceptionally good at making them disappear.

The oldest story about sex goes something like this.

Men lead.

Women follow.

Men pursue.

Women respond.

Everyone is supposed to stay in their assigned lane.

The trouble is, nobody bothered to ask the imagination.

A new Spanish study of 1,400 heterosexual adults found something that quietly dismantles decades of cultural assumptions.

Men reported more positive thoughts about sexual submission than women did.

Women who enjoyed fantasies of sexual dominance showed an especially strong association with physical arousal.

If your Victorian great-grandmother just fainted, give her a minute.

Every civilization develops a preferred way of taking its clothes off.

The Victorians called it elegance.

The Roaring Twenties called it liberation.

The 1960s called it revolution.

Fashion in 2026 calls it naked dressing—transparent gowns, illusion fabrics, impossible cutouts, and dresses that appear to have survived a knife fight with a tailor.

The argument arrives right on schedule.

It's empowering.

It's degrading.

It's feminist.

It's anti-feminist.

Everyone has a conclusion.

Almost nobody asks the interesting question.

Why now?

Fashion never happens in isolation.

It reflects the emotional economy of the culture wearing it.

And naked dressing tells us something profound about ours.

For years, we've treated pornography the way Americans treat cholesterol.

We assume there's a number.

Below it, you're probably fine.

Above it, you should begin worrying about your future and perhaps schedule an intervention.

We have an almost touching faith that if we can simply count something often enough—calories, steps, drinks, hours on social media, sexual partners—we'll eventually understand it.

Counting is comforting.

Thinking is harder.

Fortunately, Research occasionally ruins a perfectly good stereotype.

Arthur Schopenhauer has become the unofficial philosopher of the romantically disillusioned.

Spend enough time in the more aggrieved corners of YouTube, Reddit, or the modern grievance economy and you will encounter the familiar verdict:

Schopenhauer understood women.

He saw through romance.

He predicted modern dating.

He knew what women were really like.

No.

He understood something more unsettling.

He understood what desire can do to judgment.

He understood how humiliation can harden into contempt.

And he demonstrated, perhaps unintentionally, how an intelligent person can turn personal disappointment into a theory about half the human race.

Schopenhauer was not right about women.

But he was disturbingly perceptive about the machinery beneath romantic love.

There was a time when the greatest threat to a marriage was thought to be an affair.

Then it was workaholism.

Then television.

Then the internet.

Today, millions of couples are slowly bleeding intimacy one notification at a time.

The villain isn't the smartphone.

The phone is just glass, aluminum, and enough computing power to land Apollo 11 on the moon.

It has no agenda. It doesn't wake up plotting the demise of your sex life.

You do that all by yourself.

Or, more precisely, you do it every time your spouse begins a sentence and you reflexively glance down because your pocket buzzed.

Every time someone says, "Can I tell you something?" and you answer, "Hang on..." while scrolling through photos of a stranger's Labradoodle.

Every time your partner reaches for connection and loses a fair fight against an algorithm specifically engineered to hijack your attention.

Therapists have a wonderfully awkward word for this behavior: phubbing—snubbing someone you are physically with in favor of your smartphone.

It sounds silly.

It isn't.

She says this while checking her engagement analytics, negotiating a sponsorship with a cookware company, editing her fifth video of the day, reviewing affiliate sales, answering emails from her manager, and scheduling tomorrow's content across four social media platforms.

If irony burned calories, Tradwife TikTok would disappear overnight.

A fascinating new study published in Psychology of Women Quarterlyexamines one of the internet's fastest-growing subcultures: the "tradwife" influencer.

The researchers weren't interested in judging women who choose to stay home, homeschool their children, or bake sourdough bread. Those are legitimate personal choices that millions of families make happily.

Instead, they asked a far more interesting question:

How do social media influencers package traditional gender roles into a profitable digital business?

Their answer tells us as much about Instagram and TikTok as it does about marriage.